You might think that just because a woman is married that she is completely off the market, but you’d be very wrong if you did. The number of bored and lonely housewives is on the rise, and now that the internet connects us all, it now easier than ever to meet up with bored lonely housewives, no matter where you live.
But how do you go about finding these housewives? Should you make the first move? Will she come to meet you? What if her husband finds out? Hooking up with a bored housewife comes with plenty of questions so let’s answer some of these, shall we?
Q: Where can I find bored housewives?
You have several options if you want to find one of these wives. You can do it the old-fashioned way to the technological way. Either option will work if you’re dedicated enough.
If you want to do it the old-fashioned way, head to your local shopping center or grocery store. You’re sure to find plenty of bored housewives strolling through the aisles at a grocery store or flipping through racks of clothes at a shopping center. As approaching nearly any other woman, it’s always good to start off with a compliment. Since many lonely wives have neglectful husbands, she will probably feel especially flattered at your attentions. From there, you can continue the conversation and maybe even slip her your number.
Believe it or not, there are actually quite a few dating sites devoted to bored and lonely housewives who want to have affairs. Just as Ashley Madison was marketed towards men who wanted to cheat on their wives, these dating sites cater directly to women who are looking to have affairs. Create a profile with your best pictures and start flirting with the women on the site.
As with meeting them in person, it’s important to pay compliments to their photos. With enough flirting, – Read how to flirt online – she might even invite you over or agree to meet.
Q: Should I make the first move?
Why not? What have you got to lose? If you strike out at the gym or grocery store, wait and try again with another woman next time you’re in. If you meet a housewife online and she stops talking to you, don’t worry.
As with most dating sites, it’s best to be talking to several prospects at once to see what your options are. If one doesn’t work out, you can always flirt with the others to see where they go.
Some housewives will reach out to you first, but don’t be afraid to make the first move.
Q: My place or hers?
This will depend on the situation. You might feel more comfortable having her back at your place, just in case her husband should pop home unexpectedly. If this is your first encounter, it’s probably best to be at your place first. This way, you don’t have to worry about leaving behind a stray sock or a condom or anything else that might be suspicious.
However, nothing is stopping you from going to her place so don’t feel that you can’t. She might find it arousing to have you in her house while her husband isn’t home. Just be sure you clean up after yourself before you go, and don’t park in front of her house. Park down the street so neighbors don’t see the same car in the driveway every few days or weeks.
Regardless of what you want, make sure that neither of your places are near to where her husband works or where any of her friends or family members life. People talk, and if they see you two together, word may get back to her husband.
Q: What if she has kids at home?
If she has kids at home, you’re better off staying at your place or meeting up at a hotel rather than going over to her house. Kids don’t usually understand what is going on, so they’ll be more likely to tell their dads about the man that comes over. This is an easy way to get caught.
If she has older children in school, make sure you’re out of her house long before the school bus drops off the kids.
Q: Can we go to a hotel?
Of course you can take her to a hotel. Just remember that the same rules apply to a hotel as they do your places. Don’t book a room in a town where her family and friends live. You never know who might be coming by the hotel to meet relatives or business associates.
Chose a location that is far enough away from anyone she knows, but close enough so that she can be home within an hour, maybe less. If her husband calls and asks her to be somewhere, any place within an hour of home is easy enough to explain away. Any farther and it gets suspicious.
Hooking up with a bored and lonely housewife can be a lot of fun, and there are plenty of them. Head out on the town or start browsing dating and hook up sites. You never know who you might meet.