{"id":73,"date":"2015-04-30T21:57:53","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T21:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/?p=73"},"modified":"2015-05-13T18:58:18","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T18:58:18","slug":"step5-how-to-have-an-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/step5-how-to-have-an-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"Step 5 \u2013 How to Have an Affair and Get Away With It"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"StepIf you\u2019re a married man trying to hookup with lonely housewives, you\u2019re no doubt already thinking about how to get away with it. Getting caught could destroy your life, so you\u2019ll do anything in your power to make sure that doesn\u2019t happen. However, if you\u2019re a single guy trying to meet lonely housewives, you\u2019ve got to remember that it is every bit as important that the woman\u2019s husband doesn\u2019t find out as it is for married men to keep their affairs hidden from their wives. You definitely don\u2019t want to deal with the fallout of an angry husband finding out you\u2019re screwing his wife. Not only will it bring your fun and games to a grinding halt, depending on the guy, it could lead to more than drama, it could be dangerous. Below I will teach you everything you need to know to have an affair and not get caught!<\/span><\/p>\n

There are a lot of details to think about when it comes to keeping your sex life a secret, and it can be easy to accidentally overlook one small thing and end up getting caught. These steps outline the top five things<\/strong> that most guys forget about that lead to them getting caught when they\u2019re involved in affair dating. Memorize and implement them, and you\u2019ll get away with it every time.<\/p>\n

#1 \u2013 Don\u2019t Leave a Credit Card Trail<\/h3>\n

This is the most common way that men get sloppy. When you\u2019re paying for memberships to bored & lonely housewife sites, hotel rooms, drinks, or any other affair-related expenses, do not use your credit card. If the married woman you\u2019re seeing ever pays for anything while you\u2019re out, remind her that she shouldn\u2019t use hers, either. If you can pay cash, pay cash. For memberships and hotels you\u2019ll need a card number, but you can easily get around this by purchasing prepaid credit cards. These cards are available in almost every drugstore and grocery store in the world, so there\u2019s no excuse not to take this simple step.<\/p>\n

#2 \u2013 Untraceable Alibis<\/h3>\n

If you tell your wife you\u2019re working late enough times, eventually she\u2019s going to pop up at your office, call your boss, or do other sleuthing that reveals that you\u2019ve been lying. If you say you\u2019re going out with a buddy or visiting your sister, she\u2019ll have no trouble finding out that you\u2019re lying. Choose solitary activities that are harder for her to track. You\u2019re feeling super stressed out, so you\u2019re going to go for a long bike ride to work it out of your system (pack a lunch and water bottles so it looks convincing). You\u2019re going to hike (no cell reception). Or maybe you\u2019re going to go for a nice long drive. Whatever. As long as it\u2019s hard for her to trace your whereabouts and there\u2019s no one who can verify that you weren\u2019t doing what you said you\u2019d be doing. Again, remind your hookup that she should be equally careful about where she says she\u2019s going.<\/p>\n

#3 \u2013 Erase All Traces<\/h3>\n

Make sure that you\u2019re clearing out your browser history every single time you use your computer for affair dating activities. You should also have it locked down, but wives can get clever about their snooping, so erase it all, every single time, even if you\u2019re locking it religiously. There will always be that one time you forget to lock it or that she cracks the password.
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#4 \u2013 Burner Phones<\/h3>\n

You can delete text messages and voicemails, but you can\u2019t erase calls from your phone bill. If your wife is even the slightest bit suspicious that you\u2019re cheating, the bill will be one of the first things she checks. Get a prepaid burner phone and either keep it out of your house entirely, or make sure that the ringer is off and it\u2019s well hidden. That way, if she gets twitchy and checks your cell bill, it will be squeaky clean, and she\u2019ll assume she was just being paranoid.<\/p>\n

#5 \u2013 Don\u2019t Talk Your Way Into a Hole<\/h3>\n

When people get nervous because they know they\u2019re telling a lie, they have a habit of digging their own grave and climbing in. In the case of cheating, think of every excess detail and elaborate story you tell to cover your tracks as another shovel full of dirt. The more details you make up, the more details you have to remember and try to keep straight. And ironically, since your stories will probably be much more detailed than they would if you were recalling a true event, the more you say, the less believable the story becomes.<\/p>\n

Doing these things will go a long way towards helping you get away with your affair<\/span>, but there\u2019s one last thing you should do\u2026 Remember to relax and have fun. Not only will you enjoy your affairs more, you\u2019ll also be less likely to get caught! Nothing sets off a spouse\u2019s radar like nervous, on-edge behavior. When you\u2019re on edge, it\u2019s like screaming, \u201cI\u2019m up to something, and I\u2019m terrified that you\u2019re going to catch me!\u201d So stop screaming. When you come home, kiss your wife, grab a beer to help you unwind, and kick back. When you\u2019re relaxed and at ease, it will put her at ease, and you\u2019ll fly right under that pesky radar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you\u2019re a married man trying to hookup with lonely housewives, you\u2019re no doubt already thinking about how to get away with it. Getting caught could destroy your life, so you\u2019ll do anything in your power to make sure that doesn\u2019t happen. However, if you\u2019re a single guy trying to meet lonely housewives, you\u2019ve got […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":88,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[46,13,47,8,16,18,43,45,42,20,41,10,11,44,12,48],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-guide","tag-affair-advice","tag-affair-dating","tag-burner-phone","tag-cougar-dating","tag-cougar-sites","tag-date-married-cougars","tag-getting-away-with-an-affair","tag-having-an-affair","tag-how-to-cheat","tag-how-to-date-married-women","tag-how-to-have-an-affair","tag-married-but-lonely","tag-married-but-looking","tag-married-dating","tag-meet-lonely-housewives","tag-pre-paid-credit-cards"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236,"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/236"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/88"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemarriedcougars.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}